But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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