I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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