just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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