I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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