Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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