And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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