that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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