I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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