Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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