uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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