this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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