at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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