i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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