You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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