Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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