omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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