We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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