Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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