You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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