So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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WHAT??
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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