I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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