haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I look better un-naked...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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