My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just googled if crying burns calories
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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