I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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