scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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