was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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