I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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