Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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