Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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