white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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