two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
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I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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