Who did Billy Mays play for?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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