Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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Sext me about skeletons
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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