So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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