did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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