I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I faked an abortion last night.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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