just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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