Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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