Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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