spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I am available for nakedness
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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