Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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