..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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