i don't like sucking hair
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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