Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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