He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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