I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You ate ashes out of my bong
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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