my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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