i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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