Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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