Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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