So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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