I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i would punch a child for taco bell
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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